The Annual Christmas Luncheon: 2008

On December 12, 2008, members of CUPA gathered at the faculty club for celebration and fellowship. After a great meal and good conversation, we were entertained by the musical talents of Peter Paquet.

Banquet Invitation

 

Welcome!

Photo by Doreen Hutton
Welcome

 

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Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008 Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008

 

Familiar Faces

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Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008 Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008
Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008 Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008

 

Luncheon

Photos by Doreen Hutton
Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008 Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008

 

Photos by Doreen Hutton
Cupa Annual Luncheon: 2008

 

Entertainment

Photo by Doreen Hutton
Peter Paquet and Guitar

Are You Lonesome Tonight?

Are you lonesome tonight?
does your tummy feel tight?
Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?
Does your memory stray
to that bright sunny day...
When you had all your teeth and your gums?
Is your hairline receding?
Are your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her and it's prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain?
Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Is your blood pressure up,
your good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat cuisine?
All that oat bran and fruit,
metamucil to boot,
keeps you like a well oiled machine.
If it's football or baseball
he sure knows the score.
Yes, he knows where it's at...
but forgets what it's for.
Tho your sex life's all gone,
memories linger on.
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

When you're hungry, he's not,
when you're cold, then he's hot.
And you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn off the light,
he goes left, you go right.
Then you hear his great symphonic snore.
He was once so romantic and witty and smart.
How'd he turn out to be such a cranky old fart?
So don't take any bets,
this is as good as it gets.
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

 


Prepared by Roger Kenner
January, 2009